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Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.

- Stephen King

If you’re like me, perhaps you’ve wondered where are all the bees this year?  Normally, they are buzzing around fields here in Pennsylvania, threatening to sting me any time I venture outdoors.  This phenomenon has been witnessed in many states earlier this year and I can only assume it has spread since.  I could count on one hand the number of honeybees I’ve seen this year:  one.  I tried to kill it today, actually.  I’m glad I didn’t because even though I have these violent impulses, I always regret taking something’s life — even something as far down the ladder as a bee.  So far this feeling has yet to manifest itself in the form of vegetarianism, but I’m getting close.  If I had to actually kill the meat myself to eat it, I’d be there.

Anyhow, back to honeybees.  The Discovery Channel is reporting a new possibility for the mass die-off:  Israeli acute paralysis virus, which kills off worker bees and causes the collapse of the colony, aptly named Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD).  Other possibilities include parasitic mites, pesticides, poor nutrition and the stress of travel as beekeepers cart colonies around in search of the best pollen collection areas.  At least it doesn’t appear global warming is to blame, but I wonder what will be the repercussions for flowering plants next year.

So being generally interested in the whole social networking thing lately, I decided to try out Twitter a couple weeks ago. Twitter does 24/7 what Facebook status updates were meant to: allow you to keep your friends updated on the minutia of your life. Facebook status updates have degenerated to being a sort of contest of cleverness (perhaps to make interesting the boring crap of your life). There are a few classes of Facebook status updates (FBSU) I have categorized:

  1. Life status — indicating tiredness, boredom, anxiety, desires, location, etc.
  2. Temporary fandom — showing in some way that you’re a fan of a group, tv show, movie, politician, sports team, product, etc.
  3. Pissed-offedness — invective-splattered status updates, often employing various symbols (%!$#@)
  4. Pseudo-philosophical gibberish — for those who want their friends to think them deep

Twitter does all of that but by its nature also allows the minutia reports to be more natural. On Facebook, no one uses status updates to tell people they are at home or at school or at work. I tried, believe me. No one cared, oddly enough. So I stopped and have resorted mostly to #1, #2 and #4 on the list above.

So anyhow, for the past two weeks, I have tried to use my gmail contacts to find friends on Twitter, which are probably few. Over twenty failures. And now today, Twitter is down and has been down for a while. Supposedly it is being upgraded, and I’m hoping that will mean the problem is fixed. I emailed them yesterday about it after many, many failed importing attempts. Currently, I’m enjoying the thought that Twitter’s downtime is their way of saying, “this update’s for you.”

Update

As of 5pm EDT, Twitter is back up.  But, I still can’t import my gmail contacts to find friends.

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My name is Jason Adams and I work on opinion mining for a growing startup in Atlanta, GA.

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