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Donna is watching Good Times right now on TVLand and because I can’t help but devote a certain portion of my brain to the TV whenever it’s on, I heard this juicy morsel:

Michael: Dad, you sure look nice.
James: Yeah, I’m clean as a chitterling.

And unfortunately, it’s been a few minutes, so maybe I’m misquoting a bit. Anyhow, I’d never heard that particular saying before. Chitterlings aren’t something you normally consider clean, so I hit the net hoping to find some info about it. I found the following:

  • “Ludacris lookin clean as a chitlin as XM throws him a birtday party…” [source]
  • “thankx 4 add n me clean as a chitlin huh? nice suit” [source]
  • “These slick Jewtown thieves could pick it clean as a chitlin’ in half an hour.” [source]
  • “I’m cleaner than a chitlin washed in Clorox.” [source]
  • “Nelly is cleaner than a chitlin.” [source]

So precious few examples to work from. It appears to be African-American in origin, since all of the examples are from AA sources. Of course, chitterlings are pork intestines ingested as food and apparently stink like a sonuva bitch. When I worked in a grocery store (in Greenville, SC), we sold gallon buckets of the stuff. When preparing them, you have to clean them before cooking. To be honest, the very thought is making sick. So now we have origin and speaker group. Problem solved?

If anyone knows of any other occurrences or where the phrase came from, please let me know (in the comments).

When I was around 12 or 13, I first got a hold of my stepfather’s physics text book. It was magic. The rules that governed the physical world were right there in the form of equations on a page. I was totally captivated. Newton’s laws of motion, gravity, angular momentum, and the theory of relativity. When I first learned about relativistic time dilation, it was life-changing. I resolved to become an astrophysicist. A lot of changes happened in my life that turned that dream into my current one. But, like all first loves, it never went away.

When I got my first computer, I had hopes of writing a program that would plot the positions of the stars as they were in space (3-D) versus how they appeared in the Earth’s sky (2-D). I achieved a little bit of success getting the vectors worked out from the distance, right ascension, declination and so on. I had no easy way of visualizing it though. Doing 3-D plots in BASIC back in 1990 wasn’t the easiest thing in the world. So that project died.

Then like a ghost, Celestia came to me last night. Wrapped up in her open source glory, I dared not even dream that she could perform what I had so long abandoned all hope of. But she did my friend, she did. (My wife won’t like this imagery :))

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