No moseying

Guess they didn’t have room for the 128 unique lexical units in FrameNet “Self Motion” frame:

amble, back, barge, bop, bound, burrow, bustle, canter, caper, clamber, climb, clomp, coast, crawl, creep, cruise, dance, dart, dash, drive, edge, flit, flounce, fly, frolic, gallivant, gambol, goose-step, hasten, head, hike, hitchhike, hobble, hop, hurry, jaunt, jog, jump, leap, limp, lope, lumber, lunge, lurch, make a beeline, make, march, meander, mince, mosey, nance, pace, pad, parade, plod, pounce, prance, proceed, promenade, prowl, repair, roam, romp, rove, run, rush, sail, sashay, saunter, scamper, scoot, scramble, scurry, scuttle, shoulder, shuffle, sidle, skim, skip, skulk, slalom, sleepwalk, slink, slither, slog, slop, slosh, sneak, spring, sprint, stagger, stalk, stamp, steal, step, stomp, storm, straggle, stride, stroll, strut, stumble, swagger, swim, swing, tack, taxi, tiptoe, toddle, totter, traipse, tramp, tread, trek, trip, troop, trot, trudge, trundle, vault, venture, waddle, wade, walk, waltz, wander, way, wriggle

Ah, you see trundling can easily be mistaken for tramping. You should’ve just peed on them. That is not mentioned on the sign at all.

This has quickly degenerated into a scene from a Hunter Thompson article…