What the hell is up with fake blue eyes in commercials? Some lousy Father’s Day commercial came on today and I was immediately struck by the little boy with spice addiction. His eyes were glowing blue and when I paused it to get a closer look, it turns out he has no pupils. This crappy [...]
Posts Tagged ‘humor’
Spice-addicted child stars in commercial
Posted: 17 June 2009 in UncategorizedTags: commercials, dune, humor, rants, real sci-fi, spice addiction
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The Noisy Channel – Better than kittens!
Posted: 31 March 2009 in UncategorizedTags: april fool's day, blagoblag, humor, the noisy channel
If you are in search of a blog that will put an end to all of your earthly troubles, look no further than the Noisy Channel. Aside from being a font of knowledge that will turn you into an AI from a futurist’s dream, there have been reports that regular TNC readers have been cured [...]
Creature Comforts
Posted: 29 August 2008 in UncategorizedTags: blankets, boxes, comfort, dogs, funny dogs, humor, moving
Let’s say you are standing next to a 10-foot tall box filled to the brim with blankets. Wouldn’t you bark at it so the giant could lift you up and put you in it? After a short period of discomfort, because he didn’t know what he was getting himself into, the little buddy is sleeping [...]
Important observation
Posted: 11 July 2008 in UncategorizedTags: blagoblag, blog stats, humor, leet
No moseying
Posted: 30 May 2008 in UncategorizedTags: aquariums, fish, humor, north carolina, plants, signs, turtles
While at Oak Island, we visited the North Carolina Aquarium. It was decent, nothing on the Baltimore Aquarium, but it had some cool stuff. In the southeastern swampland exhibit, there was a very specific sign (below) about what not to do on the plants. When I trundled on the venus flytrap three feet away, I [...]
Know your audience
Posted: 14 May 2008 in UncategorizedTags: ads, cmu, dorks, humor, image consulting, losers, marketing, nerds
It is very important to know your audience when marketing your product. This was posted at the bus stop just outside the CS department at CMU.
April Fools’ Day
Posted: 1 April 2008 in UncategorizedTags: april fool's day, bad jokes, blagoblag, humor, kloonigames
By now, the April Fools’ Day blog post shtick is so done that it has been reduced to one bad joke after another. It’s too much! I will be joining the Kloonigames Alliance Against Awfully Horrible Need-a-word-for- jokes-starting-with-N (KAAAHN).
They’re like rats
Posted: 20 March 2008 in UncategorizedTags: bumper stickers, children, humor, rats
I saw a great bumper sticker today. Unfortunately, the pic I snapped was blurry as all crap and I felt too nervous to take another one. Which I shouldn’t have, but I can’t help myself. We child-proofed the house, But they STILL get in!
It doesn’t inspire confidence in a jobs posting site when you get results for job salaries like this: I must admit, I am surprised. I thought for sure being a Republican paid better than raping people, or at least paid the same. Time travelers have an unfortunately low salary. Obviously, they are too stupid to [...]
Mein Führer, die Cowboys haben verloren…
Posted: 26 January 2008 in UncategorizedTags: cowboys, football, german, hitler, humor, videos, youtube
I’m not at all a sports fan, but even I can appreciate this humor. Sorry if you’ve already seen it (I actually saw it last week and was just reminded of it). My favorite line: “It’s ok, he can afford one, don’t worry.”
